Episode 149: Outsmarting the Temptress

The advertising representative from the local newspaper comes to The Brew. Terr, she says, let me convince you to run an ad in our paper. You try every month, says Terrastina, who am I to stand in the way of tradition? The newspaper lady delivers her pitch. Commit to six months of ads, she says, and I’ll give you ten percent off and an extra two months completely free. Now how can you beat that? You tempt me, says Terrastina, I’ll say that for you. You make my hand itch for the checkbook. Good thing it’s safe at home.