Episode 275: Alternative Practices

Time for your bath, Terrastina tells the twins. They groan. What’s wrong? asks Terrastina. I thought you liked baths. They were okay when we were kids, say the twins, but now that we’re grown up it’s different. Oh, says Terrastina. Is that so? The twins nod vigorously. Our friend at school has a dog that gets a bath only when she is extra dirty. I see, says Terrastina. And you want me to apply that standard to your cases? The twins nod again. I’ll take it under advisement, says Terrastina. And let you know my decision after your bath.