Episode 196: Deep Thinker

A customer at The Brew asks Mazolli for some day old muffins. These are half price, says Mazolli, indicating two stale muffins under a glass cover. The customer studies them. A lot of places throw out their old stuff, he says. Some bakeries put them on rockets and launch them into the sun, just like they wanted to do with nuclear waste. It would have been an insanely bad idea, though, because nuclear waste would have caused massive solar flares that would have fried everything on Earth. Mazolli is speechless. I’ll take both of these muffins, says the customer.